9 Fictional Foods We'd Rather Eat Than Pizza Hut's New Pizza

Wednesday, April 25, 2012 9 Fictional Foods We'd Rather Eat Than Pizza Hut's New Pizza We all know that Pizza Hut isn't exactly a hub of healthy eating, but in case you haven't heard, Pizza Hut Middle East is really upping the ante with their new Crown Crust Carnival Pizzas. The pizza includes crusts made out of cheeseburgers and chicken strips, and it's topped with meat, vegetables and "special sauce." Yikes. Obama 'Slow Jams The News' With Jimmy Fallon WATCH: Stewart Blasts Secret Service For Prostitution Scandal WATCH: Bill Maher's New Rule WATCH: Texas Creationist Embarrasses Self On 'Colbert Report' 7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now BLOG POSTS Maureen Ryan: HBO's 'Girls' Isn't Racist, Television Is Racist (And Sexist) Why are there so many stories about "Girls," of which we've seen exactly two episodes? Where are all the pieces taking television studios and networks to task for commissioning shows created and run by middle-aged, upper-middle-class, heterosexual white men? Paul Szep: The Daily Szep -- Romney-Obama Emma Gray: Sauza Tequila Commercial Uses Hot Fireman and a Kitten to Woo Women Sauza's tongue-in-cheek tequila commercial is over-the-top in terms of its campy attempt to appeal to women ... and it mostly works. Shannon Bradley-Colleary: Did Gwyneth Paltrow Steal My Life? I will always yearn for more. Maybe that isn't just a Shannon condition, but the human condition. I love my life. Damn me, I really do. Still, couldn't Gwyneth be bad at SOMETHING? Joe Peacock: "That's Why You Don't Have Any Friends" You want to know what's weird? Hiding who you are just to have the company of people you don't even like. That's weird.

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