The PSYCHOMETER: Last Week In Crazy

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 The PSYCHOMETER: Last Week In Crazy Isn't it great how people in the news are the only people in the universe who ever screw up, ever? It's an astounding phenomenon! The Fourth Estate is at least three estates more important than anything else that has happened in history, and it's time we let everyone know. Fred Armisen Talks Stars Leaving 'SNL' 26 Comedians Who Are Smarter Than You WATCH: Colbert Rips Arizona Abortion Law Former 'SNL' Star Calls Obama A 'F***ing A**hole' WATCH: Stewart Mocks GOP Vice Presidential Race BLOG POSTS Nancy Wurtzel: Scrub a Dub Dub, There's an Ex in My Tub Divorce brings up all sorts of emotions, and sometimes people find themselves acting a little crazy. Susan McCorkindale: Taking My Lumps I was practically paralyzed with fear, but not so paralyzed that I couldn't wield a wine glass. Jeff Danziger: GOP Veeps Floyd Elliot: The Elliot Doctrine Will Totally Fix America The Elliot Doctrine speaks simply and clearly on this one: if you're not gay, shut up about gay marriage. Two people who love one another marrying does not somehow degrade your shams of marriage, Newt. Todd Hartley: I'm With Stupid: Making Yourself More Smarter the Alcoholic Way I, for one, always felt smarter when I was drinking. I felt fatter, sweatier and smellier, as well, but that's not really the point. I wasn't drinking to make myself more attractive. I was drinking to make the rest of you more attractive.

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