Anti-masturbatory gum, and 12 other products that surely can't work

Wednesday, July 18, 2012 13 Products That Can't Possibly Work From a gadget that will translate your dog's barks to cookies that will increase your bust size - via, yes, anti-masturbatory chewing gum, check out 13 products with outrageous claims. Click on the image above to see the hilarious products - and click on the links below for more great comedy TWITTER: When Kardashian Meets Kierkegaard VIDEO: Car Drives Wrong Way Up Highway WEIRD: Man Confesses All In His Own Obituary EDINBURGH: 10 Questions With Lou Sanders VIDEO: How Not To Transport Planks Of Wood BLOG POSTS Tiernan Douieb: Don't Forget It's Your Olympics™ Dear Londoners™ the UK, Your Olympics™ start in just a few days and we hope that you're excited! They are your Olympics™ that have cost you £2.5bn£9bn £11.7bn possibly £24bn of your money, that's 38p per household, that you really need in these times of austerity but were forced have chosen to spend on what is sure to be the best Olympics™ ever ever. Lynne Parker: Why Women Can Be the Worst Audiences for Female Comedy Essentially women are conditioned to laugh AT men and WITH other women. Hear me out before dismissing my theory. Comedy is bound up with power and sex, and an ugly man can laugh a woman into bed if all else fails. We go for a 'GSOH' kind of guy more often than pure good looks but a combination of the two is the ideal - we care less about appearance than men do. Philip Hepple: Who Could Provide Further Security at the Olympic Games? With the likes of wars and GBH still on-going, the army and the police already have jobs that deserve their attention, so dragging them out of where they need to be is not the best solution to the problem. There are other ways of adding security at the games that have seemingly been overlooked. Scott Bryan: Face It - You Have A DOOMED TWITTER CRUSH So how bad of a Twitter crush whore are you? Well I have calculated five different scientific levels that you may be in right now. Judge for yourself.

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