| From pasties to petrol, enjoy this week's round-up of funny jokes, puns and more - all from the amazing online resource known as 'the Twitter'.
Click on the image above to read the jokes - and on the links below for more comedy gold BLOG POSTS  | Lucy Robinson: Save the Pasty, Tax the Gourmands
Many people are complaining that your hot baked goods tax is just another way of taking a swipe at the working classes, who apparently eat nothing but Greggs's produce. It's alleged that you've failed yet again to tax silly middle class fripperies and have chosen to fire your budgetary bullets at foods so common that you can't even remember eating them. |  | Eddie Izzard: My Week With Ken
I am proud to have spent the week with Ken Livingstone on his campaign to be elected Mayor of London on 3 May, getting the message out there to Londoners about Ken's Fare Deal. Whilst out with Ken this week I have witnessed the sense of urgency and passion behind the support for him on the streets. Londoners need a Mayor who will be there when things are tough and when they get even tougher, speaking up for Londoners, putting them first. Ken is in this for Londoners. London needs him. |  | Andrea Mann: Revealed: Why the Royal Mail is REALLY Making a Loss
Well done, Royal Mail. You could have been encouraging us all, young and old, to be writing more letters and sending more parcels simply by aiming to make the postal system in Britain the most user-friendly in the world. But instead, you made it a chore. |  | Dale Shaw: Dispatch From the Petrol Line
I have killed a man. I am not proud of this fact. But I had no choice. He looked at my jerry can. |  | Philip Hepple: LMFAO - Music's Lowest Ever Point?
After James Cameron's record-breaking expedition there is another landmark that needs to be announced - surely that LMFAO and their music mark the lowest point in the history of recorded sound. | | MOST POPULAR ON HUFFINGTONPOST.CO.UK |
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