Alien Invasion Won't Save U.S. Economy, Despite What Paul Krugman Says

Thursday, June 21, 2012 Alien Invasion Won't Save U.S. Economy, Despite What Paul Krugman Says Nobel laureate economist Paul Krugman repeated his assertion this week that the United States could benefit economically if the government began pouring money into anti-ET defense in preparation for a possible alien invasion of Earth. Even a faked war of the worlds scare might help, he suggested. 72-Year-Old Woman Beats Down Burglar Kid Ends Up In A Cast After Punching Superhero PHOTO: Octomom's First Porn Shoot Seafood Dinner Leaves Woman With Mouthful Of Squid Sperm Man Calls 911 Over Wrong Sandwich Order BLOG POSTS James F. Broderick: Arm Yourself -- With Facts -- Against the Zombie Apocalypse An awful lot of ink -- and even quite a bit of fake movie blood -- has been spilled lately over the so-called "Zombie Apocalypse." It now seems clear that Zombies have firmly displaced vampires as this season's go-to monster. Glen Martin: California's Selenium Time Bomb Keeps Ticking We need to get the Westside off the dole, and we need to retire seleniferous lands. Our two-headed trout and six-eyed ducks demand it. Frank Morgan: Why Is Summer So Early (June 20)? Both years are leap years (which by inserting an extra day makes summer arrive earlier), so that doesn't explain the difference. What's going on? Michael Scarfo: Generation Terror I don't feel safer at all, and both fronts in Iraq and Afghanistan have proven themselves to be quicksand for the world's mightiest military. They were drains of money, manpower and lives. Tony Phillips: Wolves Kill Keeper at Swedish Zoo Animals are very good at what they do or they wouldn't have made it through the process of natural selection, let alone the spread of humanity across the earth. If what an animal does is kill things, then unless it's a very small animal, I don't get close to it.

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